An Audience With an Osmotic Professor(part 1)

At first glance, Rakeshan might seem like a city forsaken be the gods; a bubbling cesspool of crime and depravity. But once you spent a little time there, got to know the general populace and such, you realized: it really is a city forsaken by the gods; a bubbling cesspool of crime and depravity.
However, our heroes were determined to visit Rakeshan, not for its' famous(or for some without a fully refined palate, infamous) crablash, but to find one of the top information brokers in the galaxy: an Osmotic Professor.
Our heroes needed knowledge regarding the whereabouts of General Plasmalord Omega, and they were willing to pay any price for data that might lead them in the general direction of the fabled war hero. Little did they know, the price they'd have to pay for such information would be a dirty limerick.

The Osmotic Professors were just weird like that. #PlasmalordOmega