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Nebulos: Collector of Worlds :icondrkaleidoscope:DrKaleidoscope 0 0 A Darker Oz: Dorothy Gale--Witch Slayer and Toto :icondrkaleidoscope:DrKaleidoscope 0 0 Alien Race 2: The Osmotic Professors :icondrkaleidoscope:DrKaleidoscope 3 0 Alien Race 1: The Corpulent Gourmands :icondrkaleidoscope:DrKaleidoscope 2 0 Ya-Na-Ri Adult :icondrkaleidoscope:DrKaleidoscope 1 0 Night Metamorphosis :icondrkaleidoscope:DrKaleidoscope 0 0
Literature
The City of the Gods
The City of the Gods
by Gabriel W Burch
For as long as I can remember, I have wanted to enter the City of the Gods. Much of my childhood was spent gazing up at the distant mountain peak where it was said to lie. At night I would often dream of that sacred sanctuary as it must have been in the ancient times, when the gods still walked the Earth. Titanic cathedrals of metal and stone, easily dwarfing any structure built by modern peoples, in every direction you would care to look, and shining with the intensity of stars. Beautiful verdant gardens kept for pleasure, with a thousand aromas emanating from a thousand plants, and a thousand sounds emanating from a thousand beasts, both possessing every conceivable shape, size, or color. All these things were dreamed of, but the greatest wonder of the City was the Gods themselves, giant in proportion and resembling nothing that exists in the world today.
In my dreams I could see the Gods perfectly, but alas, every morning when I awoke I had s
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A Conversation Between Nietzsche and God :icondrkaleidoscope:DrKaleidoscope 0 0
Literature
Familes of The Veiled Races
Families of the Veiled Races (And Those That Hunt Them)
Draculas- Vampires
Orlok-Nosferatus
Caligari-Mad Scientists
Frankensteins-Humunculi
Sundays-Igors (clones of Quasimodo)
Saturdays-Ghede (Zombie Masters)
Fantomas- French Villans (Descendants of the original Phantom of the Opera)
O'Lanterns-Dullahan(Headless Horsepeople)
Renfields- Vampire slaves
Harkers-Vampire Hunters
Van Helsings-Vampire/Monster Experts
Samsas-A family cursed to turn into giant cockroaches
Imhoteps-Osirans (Mummies)
Gilmans-Deep Ones (Descendants of the original Atlanteans)
Greenteeths-Nickers/Nixies
Gruffs-Se'irem(Fauns, Nymphs, and Satyrs)
Bluebeards-French serial killers
Orlacs- A family cursed with evilly inclined hands
Merovingians-Necromancers (Descendants of Christ)
Ruthvens-Vampyres
Squarefoots-Werepigs
Illuminati-Wizard-Scientists dedicated to the protection of the Human Race
Griffins-Invisible People
Hydes-A British street gang of fantastic drug users
Rougarous-Loup Garous (True Werewolves)
O'Malices-P
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Literature
Men at Arms
Men at Arms
We are men
men at arms
we fight evil
with our charms
damn the danger
damn the harms
We are men
proud and true
we know what's
right to do
we are men
we'll pull through
Any endeavor
that we make
we know just what
it will take
we can see
through all that's fake
we are men
we fight for good
doing what all people should
over the mountain
across the wood
we can't be stopped
by any wall
to evil we
will never fall
we are men
we stand tall
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Literature
The 5 Most Dangerous Fairies
In 21st Century America, fairies are associated with miniature winged people that grant wishes and frolic in the flowers. This image of fairies began in the Victorian era and was popularized by Peter Pan and it's many, many adaptations.However, going back just a couple of centuries reveals a wealth of folklore in which fairies are the exact opposite of cute, an invisible, superpowered race of humanoids with zero empathy and a completely inhuman mind set.Yeah, that's pretty fucking terrifying, but that's just your garden variety fairy, the bad ones, and I mean the REALLY bad ones give Hollywood vampires and werewolves a run for their money in the "shit yourself in terror" department, monsters like...
5)The Changeling
In Classical English mythology, the fairy folk are an endangered species for some reason. You'd think that a race that can never be found and collectively has more power than the Justice League would be doing pretty okay for themselves, but this is Mythology, don't expect i
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Literature
The Things I Have
I have the eyes of an artist
the soul of a poet
the mind of an architect
the hands of an idiot
and the heart of a child
I keep it in a jar on my desk
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Literature
A View That's Askew
I have a view that's askew
A view that's brand new
what else can I do
but start telling you
what's false and
what's true
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A Prologue to Plasmalord Omega :icondrkaleidoscope:DrKaleidoscope 0 0
Literature
Super Short Horror Story
Just so you know, there's a clown living under your bed
but every time you look down there he goes into another dimension
He is Shrodinger's clown
he is both there and not there
but one thing is for certain
he is hungry
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Literature
An Audience With an Osmotic Professor(part 1)
At first glance, Rakeshan might seem like a city forsaken be the gods; a bubbling cesspool of crime and depravity. But once you spent a little time there, got to know the general populace and such, you realized: it really is a city forsaken by the gods; a bubbling cesspool of crime and depravity.
However, our heroes were determined to visit Rakeshan, not for its' famous(or for some without a fully refined palate, infamous) crablash, but to find one of the top information brokers in the galaxy: an Osmotic Professor.
Our heroes needed knowledge regarding the whereabouts of General Plasmalord Omega, and they were willing to pay any price for data that might lead them in the general direction of the fabled war hero. Little did they know, the price they'd have to pay for such information would be a dirty limerick.
The Osmotic Professors were just weird like that. #PlasmalordOmega
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Is the hokey-pokey really "what it's all about"?

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  • Watching: The Whispers
  • Playing: Dice with God
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  • Drinking: lemonade

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G.W. Burch
Artist | Student | Traditional Art
United States
When I was just a newborn, my parents were murdered by Moe Pierre, the mime assassin. I was raised by dire wolves until I was discovered by the superhero Captain Obvious, who brought me into human society and trained me to defeat my parent's murderer. Eventually I managed to hunt Moe Pierre down and bring him at last to justice, but Moe Pierre's mandrill minion, DJ, swore to make the rest of my life a never ending hell. He is my archenemy to this day. Oh, and also I like doing art and shit.

Probably should have mentioned that first
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Hello friend!Can you change the submitting settings on your group,cause people are not allowed to submit?
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I will try!
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