Is the hokey-pokey really "what it's all about"?
Please answer in paragraph form.
When I was just a newborn, my parents were murdered by Moe Pierre, the mime assassin. I was raised by dire wolves until I was discovered by the superhero Captain Obvious, who brought me into human society and trained me to defeat my parent's murderer. Eventually I managed to hunt Moe Pierre down and bring him at last to justice, but Moe Pierre's mandrill minion, DJ, swore to make the rest of my life a never ending hell. He is my archenemy to this day. Oh, and also I like doing art and shit.
Probably should have mentioned that first